Fluctuations

[bilgerat]

I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was very irritated ....
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty?
Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

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[Old'sCool]

I like it

[wattaway2]

Bilge I love that one

[martin]

Good one

[NOLA Riverrat]

Sorry but it sounds better than it writes. You have to roll the Chunaman's "L's".

A Chinaman told his Greek waiter, " I like some lllead beans and lllice".
The Greek waiter told him, It's red beans and rice. You have to order it correctly".
The Chinaman answered, "I like some rlled beans and rllice".
The Greek waiter said again, "It's red beans and rice. One more time".
The Chinsman said, "I like some rrled beans and rrlice".
The Greek waiter said, "If you don't say 'red beans and rice' correctly, you have to leave".
The Chinaman said, I like some red beans and rice, you Gleek plick".

[martin]

Funny you mention the letter L.. A while back when I was yearling my aunt got a job helping out at a Korean grocery store In Philly... She was asked to label the foods.. Well she came across Maine Robster... I thought that was the funniest thing... I guess us that is why they push common core so hard in school....Not