Port Carla

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by NoBones

Have no fear the east side spark plug is here...

I believe Spark Plugs work prefect for a "Controlled Detonation" even if they are firing on the Starboard hand bank.

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by Terry England

Most likely I will anchor out the boat in front of Carla's and then stay at the motel.

Gee wiz, How many boat are going to be anchored off of site 77? She's going to have to hire a part time Dock Master just to keep things straightened out!

I understand the unpublished Port Carla (site 77) transient rates for mooring SeaCrafts, are as follows -
Trackers : $1.50 per foot
Potters : $1.00 per foot
Moesly's : Priceless[/QUOTE]

Maybe one day we have SeaCraft Island.
Slacker likes the fire pit of 95 and the mini beach. Thanks to Jesse for the help on the torsion axles. Planet Janet cant lift those on her back.

Slacker finally has a tight trailer.
Let`s take the entire point.

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by Terry England

Don, There is much more that I don't know about these gathering than I do know. For instance -
1) Who is the Official Community Organizer for this event? Is there actually a Potentate / Mayor / Best Man / Squadron Commander or Den Mother officially in charge?
2) What about the Zoning Regulations? Are the Baptists going to be camped right next to the Episcopalians? Does Port Carla have 50 amp services available and a DEP licensed pump out station?
3) Why doesn't Brevard County publish any information on their locations of their artificial reefs? Are they afraid the Norwegian fishing trawlers are lurking just over the horizon?
4) Why are people from WPB infatuated with the wheel? Is it because of the Pratt and Whitney facility? Their trailers have 4 tires and 27 more wheels....! What's with that?
You can see, I am already troubled by many things regarding going to this "Land of the Hanging Chads" (or was the Broward Co.) - anyway, it's a long time until May for me to "stew about stuff". I need to go find my Tums!

Ken is the grand pooh bah with his secret hand shake. I`ll bring Kazoos and food.
Slacker air,
Us
Yum

[Terry England]

OK, very good. "No Bones" Ken is the Grand Pooh Bah for this adventure. As the "Cuerno Verde" I will do my best to keep my questions to a minimum. Thank you Gofastsandman.

Oh, Just one for now - Will Ken's tent be the one with the red carpet leading between the two bronze statues of Neptune, various flags and pennants festooned from the towering peaks and the plastic flamingos in the front yard? I just need to know where I should bow, when passing.

OK, One more - If we bring Hogfish Ceviche' for Friday night but I sneak down south and I spear the Hogfish due west of Conner's Sarasota home, without telling him - but he still likes it and has three helpings, does that mean the Ying and Yang are still in balance in the Universe? Or is this something the Grand Pooh Bah would have to rule on?

[cdavisdb]

Allowable only if I don't know where you got the hogs.

Connor

[NoBones]

Originally Posted by Terry England

3) Why doesn't Brevard County publish any information on their locations of their artificial reefs? Are they afraid the Norwegian fishing trawlers are lurking just over the horizon?!

Here ya go Terry.....

My FWC

Be sure to print Brevard and Indian River County's published sites..

Your concierge always comes through for your enjoyable visit!

[gofastsandman]

Originally Posted by Terry England

Don, There is much more that I don't know about these gathering than I do know. For instance -
1) Who is the Official Community Organizer for this event? Is there actually a Potentate / Mayor / Best Man / Squadron Commander or Den Mother officially in charge?
2) What about the Zoning Regulations? Are the Baptists going to be camped right next to the Episcopalians? Does Port Carla have 50 amp services available and a DEP licensed pump out station?
3) Why doesn't Brevard County publish any information on their locations of their artificial reefs? Are they afraid the Norwegian fishing trawlers are lurking just over the horizon?
4) Why are people from WPB infatuated with the wheel? Is it because of the Pratt and Whitney facility? Their trailers have 4 tires and 27 more wheels....! What's with that?
You can see, I am already troubled by many things regarding going to this "Land of the Hanging Chads" (or was the Broward Co.) - anyway, it's a long time until May for me to "stew about stuff". I need to go find my Tums!

1 The Pooh Bah has a furry hat with horns. The Den Mother has a red boat and a racer. The Squadron Leader has a SeaFari. Mayor McCheese lives in Stuart.

2 Many zoning regs. Slacker is across the tracks. Pump out station on premises.
We only subscribe to the golden rule.

3 Fishing trawlers, trolls, and long liners are not welcome. Eagles can trawl...

4 UF wants to reinvent the wheel. Just did as well. Chad hung himself at Gun Club.
Funny name for a jail if you ask me. PBC.

Yums, er Tums wont help. The only cure is water. Lots of it.

You`ll fit right in.

Cheers,
GFS

[Snookerd]

Originally Posted by NoBones

Have no fear the east side spark plug is here...

Terry-It's always good to have the Gatherings Moderator on your side...

[Terry England]

Originally Posted by Snookerd

Terry-It's always good to have the Gatherings Moderator on your side...

Professor Snookerd,
When you say "on your side" are you refering to -
1) the State of Florida or
2) the Issues at hand...?

I do appreciate everyone trying to get me up to speed on this Camp-O-Ree. Ms. Marsha and I look forward to meeting all the SCS "Punta Longusta" participants. I keep tell'in her "you have to go out and create some NEW "good old times" or your kids will get bored with your stories".
I do know if Conner runs with 'ya, you got to be good people.

(SCS - Sea Craft Ship owners)

[NoBones]

Originally Posted by Terry England

I do know if Conner runs with 'ya, you got to be good people.

(SCS - Sea Craft Ship owners)

The Flying Connor runs away with show every time...

I do believe that you, Gillie and Sandy are on the same
telepathic link though....

So yes, you will fit right in with this twisted Florida clan!